It’s that time of year again! When the allure of overcooked turkeys and underwhelming pumpkin pies beckons families everywhere. But not us. This year, we’re trading in the traditional Thanksgiving chaos for a fun-filled retreat in the Smokies—with just the spouse, the kids, and hopefully, our sanity.
1. The ‘Petite’ Parade
Why watch the big city parades on TV when you can host your very own Smoky Mountain parade? Give the kids some pots, pans, and a spoon each. Boom! Instant marching band. Dress up in old Halloween costumes (yes, the unicorn and the pirate are historically accurate for Thanksgiving) and march around your cabin. Neighboring squirrels will be utterly baffled and wildly entertained.
2. Kid-Cooked Feast
Let the little ones take charge of the meal. Before you panic, we’re not suggesting a full turkey roast by a five-year-old. But assembling sandwiches? Creating art out of cranberry sauce? Crafting a mashed potato sculpture? Now that’s Michelin-star level creativity!
3. ‘Bear’y Funny Sightings
While the Smokies are known for black bear sightings, why not stage your own? Get Dad (or Mom) to dress up in a bear costume and surprise the kids. Capture their reactions on video. Future teenage blackmail? Check.
4. Gratitude with (A Tiny Bit of) Attitude
Ask the kids what they’re thankful for. Prepare for answers ranging from “candy” and “iPad” to “the big green booger I found yesterday.” It’s heartwarming, with just a pinch of hilarious eww-factor.
5. Nature’s Naptime
Take an after-feast walk in the woods. The crisp mountain air is nature’s lullaby, known to put even the most sugar-charged toddler to sleep. For parents, it’s either a serene moment of tranquility or a chance to finally finish that candy bar in peace.
Thanksgiving is Perfect in the Smokies:
Who knew that trading extended family for trees could be this entertaining? Celebrating Thanksgiving in the Smokies with just the immediate fam might be our best idea yet. And by the look of our mashed potato-smeared walls and the ongoing ‘turkey’ dance outside, it’s clear we’ve started a tradition that’s here to stay! 🌲🦃🎉